Title: One Like My Ivory Virgin

Author: knowmydark

Rating: PG-13.

Word Count: 4,405.

Genre: Romance/Crack.

Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: Eames is a sculptor who falls in love with a sculpture of his that comes to life. Eames/Arthur, slash, One-Shot.

A/N: Okay, ha, this is pure ridic. For mayamei, who prompted this on my crack prompt post; I hope this is at least vaguely ( Read more... )

Title: Parentheses All Clicking Shut Behind You

Author: knowmydark

Rating: M.

Word Count: 3,043.

Genre: Romance/Angst.

Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: Eames is shot in Anchorage and makes one last phone call to someone he loves. Eames/Arthur, slash, One-Shot.

A/N: This fill has been a long time coming. Sorry, everyone! inception_kink fill for this prompt.

Please don't forget to ( Read more... )

Title: Little Beast

Author: knowmydark

Rating: M.

Word Count: 2,078.

Genre: Romance/Angst.

Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: Us against the world. Eames/Arthur, slash, One-Shot.

A/N: More Siken-inspired fic, this is starting to border on ridiculous. Prior to about three days ago, I'd never read a word of Siken, and now I'm channeling him like a madwoman. Based on the ( Read more... )

Title: Crush

Author: knowmydark

Rating: M.

Word Count: 2,374.

Genre: Romance/Angst.

Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: Like sandpaper, like the heart put into a box, like a gun-sight, like years, like time, like roads, like the way that the boy moves next to you, like his teeth, like his eyes, like his mouth, like his throat, like miles, like miles, like miles, like ( Read more... )

Yes, yes, yes I know I just posted about, like, two seconds ago. But a couple of important happy-making things:

Firstly, I have finished my dream_exchange fic. FINALLY.
God, I swear I had at least six drafts of that thing on my computer, all with different plots and everything, and none of them were working but I've finally found something I like, thank goodness ( Read more... )

Title: Like a Bullet in the Back

Author: knowmydark

Rating: PG-13.

Word Count: 3,672.

Genre: Romance/Crack.

Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: Eames is accidentally shrunken to pocket-size. Arthur is forced to take care of him. Eames/Arthur, slash, One-Shot.

A/N: Whoas, a whole week since I last posted fic? I'm ashamed. inception_kink fill for this prompt, though I may have... ( Read more... )

Title: Unforgiven

Author: knowmydark

Rating: M.

Word Count: 2,694.

Genre: Romance/Angst.

Disclaimer: Nope, not mine.

Summary: Eames is dead. Arthur goes out for revenge. Eames/Arthur, slash, One-Shot.

A/N: Style experiment, bbs. Fill for two inception_kink prompts at once (aren't I efficient!): this one (Arthur hunts down the man who killed Eames) and this one (The one where ( Read more... )

Title: This New Sort of Mating Ritual

Author: knowmydark

Rating: PG-13.

Word Count: 4,283.

Genre: Romance/Crack.

Disclaimer: Don't own, etc.

Summary: Guys&Dolls!AU. Eames is the consummate gambler in New York who makes a bet that he can seduce anyone. Arthur is the uptight Mission-worker who, unfortunately, turns out to be that 'anyone'. Eames/Arthur, slash, One- ( Read more... )

Title: One Simple Idea

Author: knowmydark

Rating: NC-17.

Word Count: 2,293.

Genre: PWP/Crack.

Disclaimer: Nope, not mine.

Summary: Arthur and Eames get handcuffed together. Chaos, grumpy!Arthur, and blowjobs ensue. In that order. Eames/Arthur, slash, One-Shot.

A/N: WHAT THE FUCK, I AM MEANT TO BE ON HIATUS. WHY ARE ALL THESE PROMPTS SO IRRESISTIBLE. Fill for the inception_kink ( Read more... )

Title: Can't Buy This Sort of Happiness

Author: knowmydark

Rating: PG-13.

Word Count: 3,225.

Genre: Romance/Crack.

Disclaimer: Nope, not mine.

Summary: Eames orders a mail-order bride, but instead he gets an Arthur. Eames/Arthur, slash, One-Shot.

A/N: This is not a break of my hiatus, this is just... a break of my hiatus. First ever inception_kink fill I've done! (For this ( Read more... )